Look here! It's for real, my friends! America is loosing it....

Sometimes you think you've seen it all and then you stumble across pages like this. Well, She-Hulk is the female cousin of Marvel Comics' Hulk. She's mean and green, but nobody knew she was a She-male also.

Wanna see Bush completely drunk, putting people down for not drinking and smoking? Smoking Gun got a great short-film you don't wanna miss.

One Wacky Monkey indeed.

Meet Betty Bowers is famous for "annoying trash out of heaven" and the "Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals"-campaign. Help her out make the world a better place or else answer to SATAN!!!!!

Die Pille für den Mann ist längst Realität. Am Indian Institute of Technology wird seit Jahrzehnten an einer überaus preiswerten Injektion gearbeitet, die die Pharma-Industrie ganz und gar nicht leiden kann. So wurden alle Nachrichten dazu bisher vermieden und tauchten nur in Fachblättern auf. Da hat man aber die Rechnung ohne Susanne Gupta gemacht. Die Indien-Korrospondentin der Liga der merkwürdigen alten Männer trumpft in der Frankfurter Rundschau mit geballter Information auf, die sich gewaschen hat. Gegen Aids hilft die Wunderspritze übrigens weiterhin nicht.

Svetlana Jovanovic, due to her strange experiments in the lab of the league of extraordinary shitheads' headquarter also known as Chemical Svetalana, has one ass-kicking website called Smokin' Word.

Pics, Licks and great music. All phrases on stun! Word!

Interesting text on the eighties-revival at metroactive.com

restored in Germany with state-of-the-art digital technology, under the supervision of the Murnau Foundation, and with the original 1927 orchestral score by Gottfried Huppertz added, Metropolis can be appreciated in its full glory.

124 Minutes! Longer than any other previous version!

DVD-Features -43 minute documentary on the making of Metropolis by Enno Patalas -Featurette: The Digital Restoration -Photo galleries featuring production stills; missing scenes; architectural sketches; poster artwork -13 cast and crew biographies -5.1 Surround sound of newly recorded orchestral score -Audio commentary in English, German, French, and Spansh -Titles in English, French, and Spanish

Homepage buy at kino.com - they got some scenes to watch online too!

found at elephantville

Viel zu lesen von dem Zeugs, wo auch Dieter Bohlen und der alte Malcolm McLaren geklaut haben. gefunden bei Eier, Erbsen, Schleim und Zeugs.

Hm, here is the kind of porn every geek is looking out for.

Found via sex.antville.org

The latest scop is that Hollywood wants to do a gritty low budget-movie with the dark knight being way darker and a little bit more ruthless. Probably one of the best ideas Hollywood had lately, considering that most movies are based on license properties anyway. After lots of talk about a new Batman-movie by either Darren Aronofsky (Requiem for a Dream) or Christopher Nolan (Memento), "Dead End" popped up at the Comic Con 2003.This short-film was directed by music video director Sandy Collora and produced by Simon Tams and Daren Hicks.

"The budget was a little over 30 thousand dollars, and the film was shot in 4 days by cinematographer Vince Toto. We had a very small lighting package, minimal equipment, and a very small crew. Quite frankly, all these reports you got about 3A huge crew2 were falseS Yeah, there were a ton of people there, but 75% of them were lookielus, trying to take pictures and see what was going on. Our security guard, none other than lovely, uber-producer Daren Hicks herself, kept them all at bay, while Simon (uber-producer #2) kept it raining all night, and gave new meaning to the word hustle."
Sandy Collora in an interview with Brother Geek

Actor and muscleman Clark Bartram plays Batman while Andrew Koenig. Son of Walter Koenig, aka Chekov from Star Trek, looks like a perfect Joker. For some reason, H.R. Giger's Alien and a trio of predators are in this one too which also makes it a preview of the "Aliens vs.Predator"-movie which might still see the light of day next century. The film is just a promo-thing for everyone who was involved. It's a fan-film in 35mm, but these eight minutes kick ten times more ass than all the other Batman-movies all-together. Even the pros inside the industry loved it.

Well, whatever, "Dead End" looks like the early fourties-version with ´some more hard-boiled ingredients.

BATMAN - DEAD END (8:04 Min./48 MB)
There is also a "making of" online now!

Visit Collora Studios
for more information and pictures.
Actor Clark Bartram (Batman) has a homepage with more pictures too.

Also check out the other fanfilms hosted by theforce.net

Ooops, here they are!

48 hours ago, Dr. David Kelly went missing. Kelly has been named by various sources as the insider who broke the story which the BBC ran a few days ago: weapons inspectors in Iraq have been "massaged" to manipulate public opinion. Ok, we all know that, but it's hard to prove. Dr.Kelly seemed to be willing to talk to the media. But then again "Dr Kelly denied being the BBC's main source for a story claiming Downing Street had "#'sexed up' a dossier about Iraqi weapons of mass destruction."

What a thriller! Politics have gone "high concept"! Read the full story at bbc.com

"Men could reduce their risk of developing prostate cancer through regular masturbation, researchers suggest. They say cancer-causing chemicals could build up in the prostate if men do not ejaculate regularly.

And they say sexual intercourse may not have the same protective effect because of the possibility of contracting a sexually transmitted infection, which could increase men's cancer risk."

story from the bbc

Follow the hideous adventures of the president's good-for-nothing daughters.

Come on, if you came here, you want to see this flash-toy and play around with it forever because it's so much fun

Take your time and watch this! Someone's raising hell!

I found this via Starterupsteve.com who has a nice collection of more flash-links like lost episode of The Smurfs

Dear Rodney, you have to see this. It's flashy, fast and very funny!

Worry no longer about where your socks went, the Funbureau is looking into the case.

Celebrate the art of culinary disaster!

"The UN Outer Space Treaty of 1967 stipulated that no government could own extraterrestrial property. However, it neglected to mention individuals and corporations. Therefore, under laws dating back from early US settlers, it is possible to stake a claim for land that has been surveyed and register it with the US Government Office of claim registries. In 1980, that is exactly what Dennis Hope did for land on the Moon and he established the Lunar Embassy to parcel and sell documented acres. The Lunar Embassy was obliged to inform the General Assembly of the United Nations, the US Government, and the Russian Government in writing of the claim and legal intent to sell extraterrestrial properties. These governing bodies had several years in which to contest the claim and they never did. The enabled Mr. Hope to take the next step and copyright his work with the US Copyright registry office and begin selling actual deeds for the land on the Moon.
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Over 2,000.000+ people from 176 countries around the world own property on the Moon. To date, more than 300 million acres have been issued to individuals and corporations.
The Lunar Embassy has been selling land on the Moon for the past 22 years. They are the THE ONLY COMPANY in the world to possess a legal basis and copyright for the sale of lunar, and other extraterrestrial property within the confines of our solar system. LunarLandRush.com is an authorized agent of the Lunar Embassy. (...) Approximately 250 very well known celebrities as well as two former US presidents are now extraterrestrial property owners. This includes approximately 15 main actors from the original Star Trek series, as well as the Next Generation and Voyager series. In addition, 30 past and present members of NASA own property on the Moon. "

Check it out yourself! Short time only!

story at cnn.com

Rustboy is a private 3D-project carried out with Infini-3D on a Mac. Pretty impressive work for a no-budget-production. Interesting way of documenting every step of the production in an online-diary. You can watch a showreel right here!

Saddam was a redneck...?

Zero Day won quite a few awards lately. Looks like anti-gun-movies have become the latest trend in the US! Michael Moore dii one, Gus van Sant did one and here's another one about kids shooting around their high-school (then there was the one with, what's his ass' name, Leo di Capro in a black trenchcoat,Baseball Diaries,is that the one?) This is a genre on it's own already! Zero Day works like a prequel, documenting the time before"a shooting".

Moviebox has a really good up-to-date section with the latest trailers in various formats.

MILWAUKEE -- In a bizarre scene during a popular costume race at Milwaukee Brewers games, Pittsburgh Pirates first baseman Randall Simon bopped a woman dressed as a huge Italian sausage with a bat and was arrested.full story at ESPN

See the sausages and read more!

Vote: your comment on the Sausagegate scandal!

Turning Tables is the blog of one of them soldiers from the US who seems to have too much time in the desert.

"Falsehoods ranging from exaggeration to plain untruth were used to make the case for war. More lies are being used in the aftermath." full story in The Independent