"Spoilers? Here's a spoiler... you will die alone."

Triumph the insult comic dog takes on Star Wars geeks waiting to see Star Wars II: Attack of the Clones.

starterupsteve has a really funny old clip from "The Conan O'Brien Show". Don't miss it!

The trailer and the teaser. Funny shit! Who wants to see "Superjesus returns" anyway..!? I mean, who would pay money for it!?

Cinematical: "Produced and about to be distributed by Lionsgate, The U.S. vs. John Lennon is a documentary about Lennon that explores "the time in his life when he transformed from a musician into an antiwar activist." It was directed by the well-established music-doc team of David Leaf and John Scheinfeld, and the trailer, trawling for viewers prior to the film's mid-September release, just showed up online."

"The ultimate reality DVD - Star Wars fans wait in line for 6 weeks... to see a movie.

Everytime a new Star Wars movie comes out, hundreds of Star Wars fans wait in line for 6 weeks.

Who are these people? How do they deal with people making fun of them and most importantly, how do they go to the bathroom?"

Check out the exciting documentary Star Wait

Funny: Punk rockers get their asses kicked by a bunch of Star Wars Nerds (Video)

"Is American foreign policy dominated by the idea of military supremacy? Has the military become too important in American life?" IMDB

Excellent documentary by Eugene Jarecki on Google Video

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"Jesus is back and he's pissed. This Christmas forgiveness comes down the barrel of a gun." Better than Gandhi 2!

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Finally! Cpt. Picard fights Darth Vader!

Don't laugh! The MPAA started a site for kids!

Trailer online! ...

"In this one-hour musical special, Kermit the Frog narrates the story of the Muppet Musicians of Bremen. Leroy the Donkey, T.R. the Rooster, Rover Joe the Hound Dog and Catgut escape the clutches of their cruel human owners, form a band and go on the road, playing their own distinctive brand of Louisiana Bayou music. While their owners -- a gang of robbers named Mordecai Sledge, Farmer Lardpork, Mean Floyd and Caleb Siles -- are hiding out in a cabin in the Bayou to divide their loot, the fugitive animals mistake the cabin for lodgings where they can play their music in exchange for room and board.

The superstitious gang members are spooked out of their lair by the sound of mysterious music on a night with a full moon."
From Muppet.Wikia.com

Die Räuber sehen ziemlich cool aus!

"Foxx is said to be starring as Bob Marley in a biopic directed by Oscar-nominee Rachid Bouchareb (Dust of Life). The film was conceived by Bob's widow, Rita, and Bourchareb says that he wants to show the reggae icon's life from childhood (he didn't lose a brother, did he?) through to his young adulthood and interest in Africa."

More at Cinematical

The "Christian Analysis of American Culture" about the new x-sequel. These people are dangerous! Via Superfrankenstein

"I read piles of comic books. It was the most fun research that I've ever done. I always do a lot of research for roles and all I did was read. The studio just sent over a huge pile of comic books and my son said, 'And they're paying you?'" (Patrick Stewart)

From Cinematical

X4 coming up!

"A hilarious new comedy about Scotty Pelk, a socially inept video store clerk with an encyclopedic knowledge of film. He annoys his customers. He annoys his co-workers. And when he is inevitably fired from his video store job, Scotty finds refuge in Niko, a downtown hipster who teaches him a thing or two about love and life."

Trailer!

Looks cool!

The trailer! How cheesy can you get...?! This looks awful! This looks worse than "Catwoman"! The f/x for the trailer is sooooo bad... I could have done that with "Poser" myself, yes! And I even have a soft spot for the flaming skull... Sitting duck! Nicholas Cage is the new Halle Berry, sorry!

"Total Runtime: 46mins Language: English Directed by Agnes Varda (1968)

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This riveting documentary, “Black Panthers - Huey!”, directed by French filmmaker Agnes Varda transports you to the pivotal Free Huey rally held on February 17th, 1968 (Newton’s birthday), at Oakland Auditorium in Alameda, California. Newton, the charismatic young college student who, along with Bobby Seale, created the Black Panther Party, had been jailed for allegedly killing a police officer. His arrest–widely believed at the time to be a setup–galvanized Party support throughout the nation and led to a boom in Party membership, bringing a new level of public attention to the Panthers’ cause. Over 5,000 people attended the rally, which featured Party leaders and guest speakers including Eldridge Cleaver, Bobby Seale, James Forman, Bob Avakian, Stokely Carmichael, H. Rap Brown and Ron Dellums. Through stark un-editorialized footage, this documentary chronicles the speakers outlining the Party’s platform goals, their strategies for freeing Newton from jail and more. B&W, 31 minutes.

Plus: BLACK PANTHER NEWSREEL (USA, 1968): The California Newsreel was an underground alternative to the commercial broadcast media of the 1960’s. This unique clip provides a chilling look at the California racial environment of 1968, including demonstration scenes outside the Alameda County Jail. A rare in-jail interview with Huey P. Newton, is featured, with Eldridge Cleaver and Bobby Seale also offering perspectives on the Panthers and what they perceive as police brutality on the black community. Essential viewing for anyone interested in American or Afro-American history, these two pieces provide an entertaining and educational look at a turbulent, incendiary time. France, 1968, B&W, 15 minutes."

Tajen from Ubu.com

Black Panther Party Research Project!

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"A YouTube exclusive. A dramatic feature based on material from the incendiary book Fast Food Nation, a no-holds-barred exploration of the fast food industry that ultimately revealed the dark side of the "All American Meal." A film by Richard Linklater, starring Patricia Arquette, Bobby Cannavale, Luis Guzman, Ethan Hawke, Ashley Johnson, Greg Kinnear, Kris Kristofferson, Avril Lavigne, Esai Morales, Catalina Sandino Moreno, Paul Dano, Lou Taylor Pucci, Ana Claudia Talancon and Wilmer Valderrama."

According to press reports, the MPAA has objected to the poster that Roadside Attractions was planning to use to promote their American release of The Road to Guantanamo. The original poster depicts a prisoner hanging from chained wrists, with a burlap bag over his head -- nothing more, said Roadside president Howard Cohen, than a reflection of "what it is we are doing to people in Guantanamo."

From a story at Cinematical

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So, no "Catwoman 2", eh? Good!

"The U.S. President dies, so one high-ranking moron calls Dr. West in to bring the Commander-in-Chief back to life ... and if you've ever seen, say, 5 random minutes of Re-Animator, then you know precisely what happens next. "

Yes, another Re-Animator and William H. Macy will play the undead president!

Aardman goes 3d! Trailer!

The trailer is out! More myth, more heroes, more good, more evil and a heartwarming happy ending. Oliver Stone has lost his mind. He should be forced to work on "Catwoman 2" as his next project!

CATWOMAN 2 ?????????????? X4 ?????????????? Didn't you win an Oscar a while ago, young lady?

"Hollywood has been tiptoeing its way toward letting consumers buy a movie online, burn it onto a DVD and watch it on a living-room TV. While the studios hesitate, the adult film industry is taking the leap. Starting Monday, Vivid Entertainment says it will sell its adult films through the online movie service CinemaNow, allowing buyers to burn DVDs that will play on any screen, not just a computer."

More at Yahoo

Here it is: 5:09 minutes from the original movie which were on the lost "BEHIND THE MAGIC CD-ROM". Go here for downloads (mov or mpeg, better quality, scroll to the bottom of the page)

I found this somewhere on MySpace:

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"Q: What's this movie about? A: It's a biographical movie about Darby Crash and The Germs. It starts with Darby creating the concept of The Germs in 1975 and ends with his death in 1980. Through this perspective, the movie will show the birth of punk rock in Hollywood and the rise of hardcore."

Home of the movie!

The Germs return!

“Popaganda is an eye-opening journey through the life and career of this renegade artist. Starting out as one of the most infamous culture jammers, Ron English got his work out into the world by replacing paid advertisement billboards with his own art. Soon this grew into him altering billboard ads, twisting them around so that they actually spoke the truth. He would make it so Joe Camel would no longer be hustling cigarettes, but cancer instead and Ronald McDonald would be providing “better living through chemistry”. And then there’s the “Let’s Get Drunk and Kill God” billboard Ron did as a dare, risking being pummeled to death by a bunch of God-fearing drunkards with baseball bats in the process. It’s during this section of the film that we’re introduced to other notorious Culture Jammers, most notably The Billboard Liberation Front (as featured in the film Culture Jam: Hijacking Commercial Culture) and Shephard Fairey, the guy responsible for all those Andre the Giant “OBEY” logos all over Los Angeles. In talking about these people, Ron refers to them a couple of times as superheroes and in this film, they really do come off as such – like a guerilla artist Justice League or something." Quoted from Film Threat, the coolest movie mag ever!

popaganda.com

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Variety: The Surfer is on course to become a linchpin in the sequel "Fantastic Four 2" Fox is readying for a July 4, 2007 bow.

Officially the trailer is not out yet, but here is a good copy. It's great! Forget the one on youtube or that MySpace-kid who had it first. The server is down. Here is the teaser for "Casino Royale" with that girly James Bond. There's also a new trailer for "Superman Returns" which looks better than expected.