"Toy maker Mattel has announced that Barbie - sometime astronaut, president, homemaker, business executive and sex kitten - has ditched Ken after 43 years. What's more, she's dumped him for an Australian of all things, which just shows that while Barbie may be able to do anything she bloody well wants to, she is a ditz when it comes to choosing men.

This has to have been dreamed up by an American. Other nations - South Africa, for one, and certainly Britain - have a longer and more complete education in the ways of the Australian male, and are well aware that no woman in her right mind goes anywhere near one. Let alone one named Blaine, a surfer, who wears boots without socks and who has a sister called Summer."

Quoted from Did Barbie dump Ken 'coz he was gay? from iol.co.za (What???)