Americans, don't panic, reread some Doug Adams, be informed about chemical threats, nuclear threats and all that stuff that evil terrorists might throw at you. "Seal all windows, doors and air vents with plastic sheeting and duct tape. Consider measuring and cutting the sheeting in advance to save time."

Come on, this is such childish propaganda. They're even still using the same slogans from the fifties: you know, if someone throws nuclear missiles at you, what are you gonna do? "Duck and Cover!"

Remember The Atomic Cafe? Check out the links over there and try this if you have nothing better to do