Here is a message from someone called "The Rod" who plays bass in a band called "The Glen Lambert Experience" (formerly known as "The Farting Pranksters"):

I have recieved word about a huge, huge protest out in Duck Lake, Manitoba. Tommorrow July 14th an emergency protest, possibly the largest mass gathering in the provinces history, has been called. Dire circumstances have lead every species of animal within 500 kilometers of Duck Lake to get together and demand the Government of Manitoba to Not let Jord "Gas" Samolesky go camping at Duck Lake where he will ineveitably spill his ecosystem destroying, ozone depleting, fur rotting, beaver-tooth decaying, bird-beak wilting, fart dispenser.? This message was delivered to me by a crying squirrel. If you could have seen the look in her eyes your heart would have broken into little pieces. They urge immediate attention from the outside world:

You can contact the Canadian Prime Minister at.. pm@pm.gc.ca Manitoba Conservation, Wildlife and ecosystem control branch livingworld@gov.mb.ca Canadian Parks and Wilderness Society NoJord@cpaws.org Ducks Unlimited (for now!) Canada stopjord@ducksunlimited.ca