From WFMU: Hot Dog Preparation with Jack Bauer:

"My fantasy (well, one of them—I have many, most unrelated to 24) is that Jack Bauer, in his no-nonsense baritone flooded with purpose, guides me through the mundane tasks of my everyday life. As I change my son's diaper, clean the apartment or prepare lunch, Jack Bauer from CTU is there, on his undying cell, talking me through the specifics of each action with bomb-defusing precision.

The following takes place between 7:00 PM and 7:15 PM.

"William, this is Jack Bauer, Los Angeles Counter Terrorist Unit – have you ever cooked hot dogs before? No? Well don't worry 'cause I'm going to talk you through it. We are dealing with especially volatile materials here—Nathan's Famous Cheddar Cheese Beef Franks, so I need you to follow my instructions to the letter; I don't need to remind you that thousands of lives are at stake, and I imagine that you're pretty hungry. Chloe obtained an extensive file detailing your hunger rages, Mr. Berger, so don't play games with me—you and I both know we haven't a second to waste."