Version 1:

I'm a friend of Mister Pastry I'm a friend of Allen Jones I'm a friend of Shirley Bassey I'm a friend of your chromosomes

I'm a friend of Stuart Sutcliffe I'm a friend of Michael Miles I'm a friend of Jim Morisson I'm a friend of Nobby Stiles

I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend I'm a friend of a friend but you don't know me I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend And if I come on the night, can I get in free?

I'm a friend of Egon Schiele I'm a friend of Mister Spock I'm a friend of Doctor Kildare I'm a friend of the Woodentop's

I'm a friend of Arthur Askey I'm a friend of Freda Payne I'm a friend of Danny Angel I'm a friend of big John Wayne

I'm a friend of Brian Inglis I'm a friend of your dad's son I'm a friend of Boris Karloff I'm a friend of everyone

Version 2.0:

I'm a friend of Mr. Pastry I'm a friend of Allen Jones I'm a friend of Shirley Bassey I'm a friend of your chromosomes

I'm a friend of Stuart Sutcliffe I'm a friend of Michael Miles I'm a friend of Jim Morrison I'm a friend of Nobby Stiles

I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend I'm a friend of a friend but you don't know me I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend And if I come on the night Can I get in free?

I'm a friend of Michael Jackson I'm a friend of Mr Spock I'm a frend of Dr Kildare I'm a friend of The Woodentops

I'm an old friend of Charles Hawtrey I'm a friend of Michael Caine I'm a friend of Stanley Spencer I'm a friend of Big John Wayne

I'm a friend of Stevie Wonder I'm a friend of Eric Fromm I'm a friend of Bryan Ferry I'm a friend of Terence Stamp"

There were two versions of this song by Adam & The Ants. Egon Schiele got replaced by Michael Jackson. Congo next to Britney. Adolf Hitler@myspace.com