"New Propagandhi guitarist Glen has been acting very strange lately. I don’t know what it is. That last dweeb (Hairy Hannah) gave me the creeps and Glen is following a little too close in his footsteps. I’m not sure what to expect on this upcoming tour. One of Glens neighbors said they saw him scurrying down the ally in a housecoat and green leotards. Apparently, his eyes were darting back and forth quickly as he ate the edge crust off of a pizza. Don’t worry though, I’m going to have a talk with him and make sure he can hold it together for the tour."

On the new record “Potemkin City Limits”: "So far the response has been really great give or take a few dweebs. One particular fellow rated the new record 'less than a fart'. Which in my world is not good because I hate farts but in Jord’s world that is a really good rating because he LOVES farts! I don’t know what to think about that assessment."