The Jack Sparrow affair in Disneyland:"“Don’t be flirtatious,” they told us. “See women as trouble.” And they said as far as alcohol goes, don’t even mention drinking. But the Pirates of the Caribbean song is all about drinking, and they’re drinking all along the ride."

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MUTANTENWELT: HUNDEKIRCHE

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MUTANTENWELT: MAN SOLLTE PRIORITÄTEN SETZEN!

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MUTANTENWELT: THE FUNNIEST VIDEO YOU WILL SEE THIS WEEK!

Don't miss Jesus Catching A Dude Watching Porno! More fine christian videos at GodTube

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MUTANTENWELT: TOP 10

5 Search requests: echte handschellen

-Und demnächst auch T-Shirts für nur 35 Euro!

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MUTANTENWELT: I CAN SEE DUMB PEOPLE!

Techcrunch: Steven Spielberg’s Ghost Town - "Hollywood super producer Steven Spielberg is preparing to launch a new social network, we’ve heard from multiple sources. The focus will be on users who’ve had or who are interested in sharing paranormal and extraterrestrial experiences. The new social network may also have original video content investigating alleged ghost and UFO stories."

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MUTANTENWELT: BLUTWURST

Berlin: Army cooks used own blood in sausages

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MUTANTENWELT: SCIENTOLOGY KINDERGARTEN SHUT DOWN

Spiegel:Pattycake and L. Ron Hubbard - Munich Closes Scientologists' Day-Care Center : Authorities have shut down a child-care facility in Munich, saying it was trying to indoctrinate young minds with Scientology. The war between the California 'church' and the German government continues."

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MUTANTENWELT: EMO ELMO

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MUTANTENWELT: NEUES AUS DER EMO-ECKE: STERNTATOOS UND PUSSYMUSIK

Shop für bestimmten Kleidungsstil gesucht? Richtung Emo? Gamestar.de klärt alle offenen Fragen. Diese hier z.B.: "Bin ich schwul nur weil ich Radiohead höre oder Tomte?"

Auch 'ne tolle Sache: Emo Haircuts - Weblog mit Videos über Frisuren

Emo

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MUTANTENWELT: THE BEAT ELEPHANTS

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MUTANTENWELT: CHINESEN PFLASTERN STRAßEN MIT ROBBIE WILLIAMS-CDS

EMI has announced that "unsold copies" of Rudebox, by British pop star Robbie Williams, "will soon be used to resurface Chinese roads."

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MUTANTENWELT: SCIENTOLOGY - KIRCHE DER KINDERSCHÄNDER?

Aus den erbeuteten Geheimpapieren der "umstrittenen" Psychosekte.

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MUTANTENWELT: INTERNET SUICIDE CULT

Daily Mail: "A small town has been rocked by the copycat suicides of seven young people. Local people fear the hangings are linked to a chilling internet cult. "

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MUTANTENWELT: DAS BEDAUERN DER TROTTEL

Wir haben auf dieser Seite einen kleinen Mr. T versteckt. Viel Spaß beim Suchen!

Für den Herren, dessen Name hier nicht genannt werden darf.

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MUTANTENWELT: THE SECRET SCIENTOLOGY FILES

Xanga is in charge.

Quote: "Change No Goalishness to NO BEING GOALISHNESS for the BE form of goal."

Gawker: Nick Denton's Balls

"The New Yorker" about Scientology's Celebrity Center

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MUTANTENWELT: EASTIE BOYS

Search request: you got a fight for the light

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MUTANTENWELT: SUPERHEROES IN REAL LIFE

"We're basically normal people who just find an unusual way to do something good" says Geist. "Once you get suited up, you're a hero and you've got to act like one."

-Nutters!

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MUTANTENWELT: SCHLIMM! SCHÄFERHUND-KNAPPHEIT IN ENGLAND

SPON: Fass! Britische Bobbys lernen Deutsch - für ihre Schäferhunde

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MUTANTENWELT: LITTLE DEMOCRATS

"Why Mommy is a Democrat and Why Daddy is a Democrat bring to life the core values of the Democratic party in ways that young children will easily understand and thoroughly enjoy. "

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MUTANTENWELT: WERBUNG FÜR GREENPEACE

"In einer Lichtjahre entfernten Galaxie, im Orbit des Planeten Thyrius, tagt das Ministerium der Tripartium Corporation, um über das Schicksal im letzten Winkel des Universums zu entscheiden. „Kommen wir nun zum Tagesordnungspunkt 308: Strategie zur Übernahme des Planeten Erde" ... Englische OV unter www.greenpeace.org.uk "

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MUTANTENWELT: NAZIS INVENTED THE SEX DOLL

Blogcritics: "The 'field-hygienic project' was an initiative of Himmler, who regarded the doll as a "counterbalance" for the sexual drive of his stormtroopers. In one of his letters, he mentions the 'unnessessary losses' the Wehrmacht had suffered in France, inflicted by street prostitutes.

The world's first sexdoll - or 'gynoid' - was built in 1941 by a team of craftsmen from Germany's Hygiene Museum in Dresden. The project was supervised by a famous technician, Franz Tschakert. He was the "father of the woman of glass," which happened to be the sensation in the 1930's International Hygiene Exhibition."

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MUTANTENWELT: WINKEKATZE SCHLÄGT ZURÜCK!

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MUTANTENWELT: EMO ECKE

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MUTANTENWELT: WHERE IS MY BRAIN?

Warren Ellis: Thank you, America, for giving me stories like this one:

"The mayor of an Arkansas town resigned on Wednesday, claiming he was abducted and brainwashed by Satan worshippers nearly three decades ago.

Centerton Mayor Ken Williams said he has been living under an assumed name for nearly 30 years. He had been mayor since 2001.

Williams told authorities he was born Don LaRose and that in the mid-1970s, he was a preacher in Indiana. He said he was abducted and brainwashed into forgetting all about his life as Don LaRose. It was a double-life he had never acknowledged, Williams said, because he didn’t even realize it existed until he had recently taken a truth-serum injection…"

THere's a crazy video too of course!

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MUTANTENWELT: NEUE GÖTZEN FÜR DEN BALKAN

Diese Story von DAN BILEFSKY war in diversen Zeitungen drin und stimmt irgendwie nachdenklich. In Serbien baut man munter teure Statuen von Rocky Balboa, Tarzan, Samantha Fox und Bruce Lee. Was für eine Art Trend ist das denn bitte?

Kultur läuft aus dem Ruder...

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MUTANTENWELT: VIRTUELLER DIEBSTAHL, ECHTE HANDSCHELLEN

Silicon.de: : "Ein holländischer Teenager ist aufgrund von virtuellem Diebstahl inhaftiert worden. Der 17-Jährige wird beschuldigt, Möbel aus Räumen in der Online-Welt Habbo Hotel gestohlen zu haben."

Das sind Dinge, von denen ich eigentlich nichts wissen will, aber die Geschichte wirft nicht nur juristisch interessante Fragen auf...

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MUTANTENWELT: DOES DAVID LYNCH DREAM OF AN "INVINCIBLE GERMANY"?

BoingBoing: David Lynch's "invincible university" effort off to bad start in Germany; ""David Lynch here. I don't want to have anything to do with Hitler. We all know he was not a good person who did terrible things."

-Das Nazometer klingelt wie noch nie!

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MUTANTENWELT: DIE SCHEINWELT DER ANDEREN

Spamordner = Spermaordner

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MUTANTENWELT: RESTLOS ALLES ÜBER EMOS

Erstaunlich viele Suchanfragen in Sachen Emo und Frisuren, Emos und ihre Diäten, Emos und Pseudos, ritze, ritze, ratze etc.

Für Soziologen dürfte daher diese Seite bei UrbanDesire mit über 1000 Kommentaren von Interesse sein.

Bewegt sich zwischen "mein bruder und meine ganze familie nennen mich immer emo weil ich auf blut stehe(ich weiß gar nicht was die haben is doch geil,optisch)und weil ich immer schwarz gekleidet bin und weil meine lieder immer so traurig sind und weil ich immer so traurig aussehe und wenn ich dann mal nich traurig aussehe sehe ich böse aus.ich halte das alles nichtmehr aus ich bringe mich um!"

und

"Man kann die Sachen einfach bei H&M kaufen..Und ich zum Beispiel finde auch schwarze,gestreifte Sachen,Kirschen,Haarreifen/Haarbänder,dunkle Schminke&die Musik geil. Achja,Haare hab ich auch oft schwarz gefärbt."

Da muss jede Jugendstudie lang für stricken....

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MUTANTENWELT: SAUFEN, SAUFEN, JEDEN TAG NUR SAUFEN

CNN: Drinking stories that put yours to shame : "The record for history's largest cocktail belongs to British Lord Admiral Edward Russell. In 1694, he threw an officer's party that employed a garden's fountain as the punch bowl.

The concoction? A mixture that included 250 gallons of brandy, 125 gallons of Malaga wine, 1,400 pounds of sugar, 2,500 lemons, 20 gallons of lime juice, and 5 pounds of nutmeg.

A series of bartenders actually paddled around in a small wooden canoe, filling up guests' cups. Not only that, but they had to work in 15-minute shifts to avoid being overcome by the fumes and falling overboard."

Dazu passend

THEY MIGHT BE GIANT - THE BEER SONG (World of Warcraft Style)

Und jetzt alle:

"Komm wir grölen noch ein bisschen,
denn ich bin schon wieder voll.
Komm wir singen übers Saufen,
über Bier und Alkohol.
Von dem ständigen Gegröle,
kriegt man einen riesen Durst.
Wenn wir dann was gesoffen haben,
geht das Grölen wieder los.

Sauflied von "die ärzte"

MP3-Tipp: Alles live und von "die ärzte" für umme

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MUTANTENWELT: VON DENEN FRISUREN

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MUTANTENWELT: SUCHANFRAGEN

Mittlerweile sowas von krank und versaut.... Der Witz funktioniert nicht mehr.

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MUTANTENWELT: KANNSTE NICHT BRINGEN....

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MUTANTENWELT: SCHNELL MA' GEGOOGLET!

Die Suchanfragen der Woche (immer noch ohne eigenes Microblog und stolz darauf!):

Search request: xxx models gemüse
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search request: Holocaust music with word...

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MUTANTENWELT: DIE KREUZBERG REBELLEN

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

Diesen Herren ist ein Auftritt beim Straßenfest am 1. Mai 08 so gut wie sicher! Besuchen Sie auch die famose Homepage.

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MUTANTENWELT: THE DOGS OF STAR WARS NERDS

I want to hit someone really hard!

Dogs in Star Wars Costumes! Or would you rather like to see batman dog costumes?

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MUTANTENWELT: DIE BIBEL DES TEUFELS

(AP) — Codex Gigas, also known as the Devil's Bible — a medieval manuscript said to have been written 800 years ago with the devil's help — has returned to Prague after an absence of 359 years.

Via WarrenEllis.com

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MUTANTENWELT: AUA!

Computer besser ma' wieder 'ne Weile ausmachen! Lenkt nur ab...

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MUTANTENWELT: WOMIT MAN SO IN DIE GOOGLE-CHARTS KOMMT

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MUTANTENWELT: ICH HABE IHRE SUCHANFRAGE NICHT VERSTANDEN, GLAUBE ICH...

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MUTANTENWELT: THE LANDMARK FORUM - SCIENTOLOGY LIGHT

THE LANDMARK FORUM, die europaweit aktive Soft-Version von "Scientology" bei den skeptischen Kollegen aus Übersee:

Skepdic.com : "The Landmark Forum began in 1985 by those who had purchased the est "technology" from Werner Erhard. In 1991 the group changed its name to Landmark Education Corporation (LEC), which continues to offer the Landmark Forum training, along with several other programs emphasizing communication and productivity. Erhard's brother, Harry Rosenberg, heads LEC, which does some $50 million a year in business and has attracted some 300,000 participants."

Plus....

Apologeticsindex.org : "In the late 1960s, Erhard studied Scientology and L. Ron Hubbard became a significant influence. Scientologists to this day accuse Erhard of having stolen his main ideas for est from Hubbard. We do know that when Erhard set up est he considered making it a church, as Hubbard had done with dianetics and the Church of Scientology. But Erhard decided to incorporate as an educational firm for profit in a broad market."

Money, money, money, that's all those guys want!

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MUTANTENWELT: US-POLITIKER ZEIGT GOTT AN

Gab es da nich' so eine Folge bei "Ally McBeal" mit sehr ähnlichem Plot....?

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MUTANTENWELT: PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK ARE STRANGE

How can you be a werewolf, a vampire and a zombie at the same time?

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MUTANTENWELT: JERRY SPRINGER - THE OPERA

It “stirred up more trouble than a roomful of transsexual Klansmen (and the women who love them)”. (The New York Times)